Sorted for Cheese and Wizz!
By Stephanie Roman
Either Jarvis Cocker has reached the seventh level of enlightened musical nirvana, or he’s gone completely off his rocker. Pulp’s ex-frontman is recently divorced and has a new album, Further Complications, due out May 19. Check out today’s letter to Jarv’s fans from the man himself. He’s just announced either a well-timed publicity stunt or a genuine breakdown. Imagine Jarvis leading an aerobics class or joining a drum circle with local school kids. Cheesy or brilliant?
Jarvis is making an exhibition of himself!
Friends of Jarvis,
As we’re sure some of you are already aware, the man is back, so is his
groove and he wants to share it with you. Hence, he’s giving a series of
dance, music and aerobics classes for you all to enjoy live via the
Internets right now, or more specifically 12pm til 6pm Parisian time. If
you haven’t logged on already, then we’re sad to inform you of some of the
things you’ve missed; Jarvis managing a musically accompanied yoga class, a
beautiful belly dancer, performing hard rock with class of over excited 8
year olds and numerous jam sessions with an eclectic mix of locals fresh
off the street.